Hmm
I think you need to read through the bible. All the retribution about plucking out the eye means that if your eye is making you sin because you're looking at bad things then you don't need that eye anymore. And when it talks about the lying with beasts, as vulgar and hideous as it sounds bestiality was a big thing back in the bible times with some cultures and God said it's wrong. Also you have to understand, these are different times then back then, people behaved differently and did different things so these were meant to be geared towards the people of those times. The comment about homosexuality was back in the Old Testament, in the New Testament all the Old Testament commandments were supposed to be forgotten and the new commandments are supposed to take their place, this is a common mistake in the church, they stick with the Old Testament, if they thought we were supposed to follow Old Testament rules then we would still be sacrificing animals for forgiveness and we don't. I'm giving you 5 stars because the comments were pretty funny and the concept is alright. I'm a non-practicing christian, this does go against my beliefs as far as blasphemy goes, but it was pretty funny so I'll give you stars for that.